You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
