Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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