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guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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