no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
