Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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