Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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