i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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