There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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