I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize