So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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