no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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