This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
