there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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