Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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