She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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