do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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