Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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