i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
