a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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