It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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