Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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