these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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