break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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