you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
