Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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