I just made out with a guy for $7.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
is that a dick in a sweater?
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