FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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