went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
