your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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