I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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