We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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