If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize