The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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