Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
