I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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