nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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