physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Found the puke drawer
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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