absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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