Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I will be naked everywhere
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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