Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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