PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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