someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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