He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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