Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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