So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
