butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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