In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize