So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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