I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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