doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize