what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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