Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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