I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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