I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so let's talk penis.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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