do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
