Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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